I decided to go with the comedy approach to my profile and ‘About Me’ section, filling the space with witty little one-liners that were easy to understand on both sides of the ocean.My profile pictures were funny ones – ones of me either dressed up or pulling a silly face.
Talk to many Ukrainians about the short-comings of their country (corruption, incompetence, criminality, disease, drugs) compared to the general standard of living in more developed countries of the world and they (especially the ones in Odessa) will airily dismiss all your criticisms with the sage observation that 'Ahh, but WE have the most beautiful women in the world'. In Odessa, many ladies will get up at 5am to spend 2-3 hours getting ready before they leave the house.
Forget the fact that having 'the most beautiful women in the world' doesn't make your standard of living any easier, sort out the drainage system or frequent power cuts... They will dress to impress - NOT so much men, but it's a perpetual competition with other women; women will eye each other up and compare where they stand.
On the 'outside' though, women here take a great deal of time making sure they look good.
You've probably seen them on the internet and have your own opinions, but here is some more information that I have learned first-hand during the last couple of years of living in the home of these 'most beautiful women'. Some women here may look great, but that doesn't mean they are beautiful 'inside' (see below...).
We have round the clock technical support, as well as psychologists, who are ready, in case of questions, to help you.
There are many useful functions on our website that will help you to find the right girl safely and quickly. Cultural barriers between Ukraine and the country where you live, in case of mutual desire can easily be overcome. In the initial stages of dating, you can use our "on-line interpreter." But, then, if you decide that the girl you know is the same, you have to start learning her language, and her- yours.
If you have no faith in your own ability to be a good lover, provider, protector, how can you expect her to have any faith in your ability? I actually made myself out to be more important at my workplace than I was. They don’t like being lied to – another lesson I found out the hard way. These are women that want to live a certain way – they want to be stable and secure in a home with you, for you to be their knight in shining armor as such, and if you can’t provide such a lifestyle, you should make her aware.
Don’t brag but at the same time, there have got to be a few things you’ve done in your life that you’re proud of. She laughed about it when she found out but not all Ukraine women would have been so forgiving. You are expecting her to leave her family and friends and drop everything for a new life with you in your country…
It’s your profile that stands out more than your pictures will when it comes to Ukraine American dating. They’ve already been approached by hundreds of guys with rippling abs and bulging biceps and that’s fine – these guys might look good but they can’t always provide these women with everything they need.
One of my Ukraine ‘girlfriends’, Aida, once told me that she was drawn to my profile because it had made her laugh.
I want to meet a funny man, who will be nice, kind, educated and with good sense of humor. I do not like men who spend all their free time in night clubs and pubs.